Wake Up Call!!!!

This morning, I put on my black and white pinstripe pants, zipped up the zipper, fastened the clasp...exhaled...and POP..the clasp flew across the closet and hit the mirror.

Yup, its official. I've gotten too fat, even by my own eternally-chubby standards. This is in addition to my favorite skinny (which is a requirement for what one should be to WEAR them, by the way) jeans ripping on my ass as I put them on last weekend. Magical Mommy managed to fix them, but the ass growing MUST STOP!

So, in my recent obsession with blogging, and my ever failing memory, I will now blog about attempt #123434875843 to lose weight. I have 3 months left before I quit my job and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Embarking on an adventure of a lifetime requires being hot, otherwise it turns into a somewhat lonely and expensive adventure. So, here's the plan.

Time: 3 months. 12 weeks.
Obstacles: 3 currently planned weekend trips involving food and alcohol
Weight Loss Goal: Weighed in this morning at 135. Usually weigh in at 133. Realistic weight loss goal will be to fluctuate regularly between 123 and 125. 

Ready. Set. STOP EATING!